Yarrr...we be seeking the G&Ts
Julia: seriously, where does a bottle of tanqueray disappear off to?!
Julia: i thought it fell behind the fridge, but then i reasoned that it would proabbly have smelled like gin
Julia: so, yeah, i dunno
Julia: but it's disappointing, to say the least
Me: natch
Julia: but i think i have wine, which could work
Me: any fruit? you could do sangria
Julia: no fruit
Julia: i tihnk i'm going to get scurvy
Julia: i'm on an all pirate's booty and bagels diet
Julia: there's some serious need for grocery shopping around here
May 24th
Wait, don't laugh THAT hard...
Auto Response from Lindsay: I hated crim law up until this morning - now I would give anything to stop learning about servitudes and go back to figuring out if the girl's "no no no" meant "yes yes yes"
Me: that part of crim was so weird...I mean, I've been angry, so I can relate to manslaughter; I've been careless, so I can relate to criminal negligence; I've been drunk, so I can even relate to drunk driving
Me: but reading about girls saying "no"?
Me: that's just so foreign to me
Lindsay: HAHAHA
May 10th