one sip at a time

“Haunted Romance “Over Her Dead Body” features a jealous...”
— The New York Times’...

Jan 31st

that boy is a running fool

Jan 30th

Bought a comb today … I feel like such a sellout.

Jan 30th

Thanks for promoting the most important stories, guys.

Jan 30th

Semester: Spring 200(H8)

Julia: I HATE THIS CLASS
Rajiv: but to be fair, you're a fairly hateful person in general
Rajiv: at least with regard to law school
Julia: true
(joke in title stolen directly from www.niggaknow.com)

Jan 30th

Write poetry on your own time, Your...

Rajiv: i hate cardozo
Rajiv: and I hate the law professor worship of him
Ian: lol
Rajiv: he makes shit up
Rajiv: that is not an admirable quality
Ian: but he does it with style
Rajiv: oh, I also hate stylishly written opinions
Rajiv: even when they don't make up the law
Ian: ok, well when you're RoboJudge you can write the most mechanical opinions ever
Rajiv: and I will
Rajiv: and law students will cheer my name from the rooftops
Rajiv: and [when] one of them gets injured in the process, I will write a very dry opinion as to whether there was a tort

Jan 30th

The Claim: Never Drink Hot Water From the Tap

Jan 30th

In the Dirty Jerz, safety is priority #1

I’m walking back to Newark Penn Station after day one of my internship (judicial intern to...

Jan 29th

Does telling everyone count?

Lyndsey: i'm at home. shh don't tell anyone
Rajiv: I won't

Jan 28th

Well that was just uncalled for

[referring to a classmate]
Rajiv: he is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo LLM
Rajiv: it kills me
Julia: his sideburns kill me
Rajiv: well, I don't make judgments about dudes' hair
Rajiv: anymore
Julia: with damn good reason

Jan 28th

in a meeting

Jan 28th

Rethinking the Meat-Guzzler

Jan 28th

Geets, witness for the prosecution?

Omar: i could be gay
Rajiv: seems unlikely though
Omar: except i don't like having sex with men
Omar: or owning small dogs
Rajiv: I have previously suggested you might be a lesbian
Rajiv: which would be gay
Omar: i have balls though
Rajiv: allegedly
Omar: my balls are existent until proving otherwise.
Rajiv: disagree
Rajiv: can't prove a negative
Rajiv: so burden should be on you
Omar: false
Omar: i run my body on islamic law
Omar: guilty til proven innocent
Omar: i have balls until proven oherwise.
Rajiv: balls make you guilty?
Omar: yes
Rajiv: sounds like something a lesbian would say
Rajiv: <L>
Omar: ...
Omar: well played

Jan 27th

Watch

The Negotiating Table from Nick Kroll Money quote: “No, fuck you, monkey-squirrel!”

Jan 26th

I bet having 3.5 glasses of wine at the Dean’s luncheon right before 7 hours of mediation...

Jan 25th

“PUGGLE Puppies for sale - www.amishpuggles.com - Designer...”
— Gmail sponsored link above my...

Jan 24th

“[blah blah blah] — g33ts holy crap my girlfriend is...

Jan 24th

kent rogowski - Untitled / 2” Letter Height / Neon...

Jan 24th

At Last, a $20,000 Cup of Coffee - NYT

Jan 24th

I <3 my new backpack.

Jan 23rd

It wasn’t a huge score in terms of points, but...

Jan 23rd

I know a book this guy should read.  It would help him...

Jan 23rd

Tests find hazardous levels of mercury in...

Jan 23rd

Tests find hazardous levels of mercury in...

Jan 22nd

“How To Keep A Man In Love - www.CatchHimAndKeepHim.com -...”
— Gmail sponsored link above my...

Jan 22nd

“There are no words to describe the grief, shock and...”
— —mala It’s just...

Jan 22nd

rajiv has changed his twitter name. he’s not sure if it will automagically show up in this...

Jan 22nd

Jan 22nd

Happy Spring 2008.   Hit the link because you just love...

Jan 22nd

sun down, sun up, sun down and repeat two more times until you find yourself on your couch unsure of...

Jan 21st

Web two point oh whoops I didn't mean to...

What I posted: Old and busted: picking up the phone, dialing 6 numbers, hanging up. New hotness:...

Jan 21st

Old and busted: picking up the phone, dialing 6 numbers, hanging up. New hotness: opening the IM...

Jan 21st

Watch

reblog of unnamedplayer Yeah, I recognized way too many of those videos.  I need to go outside,...

Jan 21st

Ok, this hair situation might be getting out of hand.

Jan 20th

I just woke up and peeled myself off the couch (8:45am, Sunday). Hooray for wine-soaked dinners,...

Jan 20th

Took this during the constant downpour over winter break. ...

Jan 20th

look whats coming down the path — g33ts What’s...

Jan 20th

It was a "that's what he said / she...

Possibly inappropriate statements made by my teachers during mediation training: “Mediators...

Jan 19th

“As someone who has bought teen comedies on DVD, we thought...”
— Amazon, in an email to me.

Jan 18th

Watch

i lowe penguins. some penguins i saw in puntas arenas, chile. the best is when they get their hops...

Jan 18th

I think my clinic is going to be interesting but GAWD this training killing me. I just want to...

Jan 18th

Watch

This video is amazing.  Skip ahead to about 2:45 and watch from there if you don’t want to sit...

Jan 17th

Watch

At the Tech Museum in San Jose over winter break.  I played first, then dad.  The best part is the...

Jan 17th

Geets needs to stop making me feel bad for not running.

Jan 17th

“i dunno, i want the wine, i don’t really want…...”
— Julia [ellipse in original]. ...

Jan 16th

Reasons why I think the new Macbook Air...

It doesn’t have to be revolutionary.  People like attaching the word...

Jan 16th

Harry Potter & The Well of Scammers

Jan 16th

“Fart Sounds - AmazingFartVideos.com - Watch Hilarious Fart...”
— Gmail sponsored link above my...

Jan 15th

I just spent $197.23 at Trader Joe’s. I’m excited.

Jan 15th

“I will do a lot to get laid, but I am NOT going to New...”
— Ted, on How I Met Your...

Jan 15th

“[My doctor] told me what to watch for. That Requip® may...”
— TV voiceover in an ad for...

Jan 15th

Oh how I love Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Jan 14th

I have a new baby cousin once removed!  Say hi to Viran.

Jan 13th

‘No Pants’ Subway Prank Fills Trains in Ten...

Jan 13th

“This is the wall. It is 40 feet high … and a long way...”
— Announcer on the new American...

Jan 13th

“I recently went to the National Institute of Standards and...”
— From the article Newsflash:...

Jan 13th

Back in the N-Y, lookin’ so fly.

Jan 12th

Things I did in my dreams this week...

Saved Barack Obama from drowning ……………………...

Jan 11th

wow

Jan 10th

Hey, Isn't That . . .

Jan 9th

I’m pushing for “lawyer up” to be used...

Jan 9th

The elusive Rotten Tomatoes 0%

Jan 9th

Kirkland & Ellis asked me for “a photo of yourself...

Jan 8th

“Mrs. Clinton looked upbeat as she shook hands and also posed...”
— New priority in New Hampshire:...

Jan 8th

NPR + dozing in bed = weird news or...

But the tragedy is, I don’t know which.  My clock radio played about 2 hours of NPR before I...

Jan 8th

Weird.

Jan 8th

Update: the image is coming in all screwy - not sure why.  I...

Jan 7th

The Falling-Down Professions

Jan 7th

“Well, you know, I have to admit that I was going back and...”
— Barack Obama, when asked what...

Jan 6th

Lemont needs a tumblr account. Check out the full version at...

Jan 5th

Mainstream, syndicated comics rarely make me smile as much...

Jan 5th

Greatness debatable, but goodness at...

Just saw The Great Debaters with dad. Definitely a solid feel-good movie. Denzel artfully plays a...

Jan 5th

keeps waiting for things to happen

Jan 5th

Didn't you?

Lyndsey: popsicles are good
Lyndsey: who knew?
Rajiv: everyone

Jan 4th

By going to law school. View this Pardon My Planet comic...

Jan 4th

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Too good to not reblog. Good on ya, seankeane.

Jan 4th

It’s kinda wet out.

Jan 4th

P.S. Don't Bother

Went and saw P.S. I Love You with Lyndsey last night in Fremont. We wanted to see The Savages, but...

Jan 4th

“When you’re drinking whiskey…Have you ever...”
— The math/arithmancy/law...

Jan 4th

“I blame you for everything - except the cold war. And the...”
— Omar, to his friend Amit,...

Jan 2nd