Hotter than Heyyyy-des: Sean Keane and...
me: I really cant handle sf when it's hot. The outfits are ridiculous. Dickies turned shorts and derby caps, howard the duck tank tops, it makes me miss LA
Sean Keane: this is officially no-bra thursday in SF as well
me: hahahaha
Sean: In the castro, it's ok to wear a fishing hat in public
me: If at least 80 dudes wear fishing caps, they legalize gay marriage.
So, me and ali can legally wed now
Sean: does that mean previous outlaw wedddings are now legit?
this is going to be the gayest night in the castro since Badlands had Half-Priced Appletini and Free Butt Plug Night back in '05
me: yeah theyre legal now. it's called writ of fabulous corpus
Sean: we should start developing a gay divorce court show right now
me: Judge Nudy
maybe judge tootie?
judge foodie!
Sean: judge Foodie
i like it
played by Nato Green
me: naturally!
let's do this!
Sean: would he do food-related cases?
or just eat during his crappy small claims cases?
me: the defendant - blake lancerton, owner of man tan # 3 tanning salon on owner claims that "tran tan #3" is using a similar name to steal his transvestite client base
Sean: ha. and tran tan's owner claims their waxing and aromatherapy service differentiate them
me: we use tea tree oil and they use lavender (a tranny named LAVENDER)
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caffeinated: this literally made me laugh aloud - in the library, no less.
May 15th